He stood in front of my table, after hearing my prices for convention sketches.

“No,” he said, “I don’t want a commission… I just want a doodle.”

Try telling a plumber that you don’t want your drain unclogged — instead, you’d like him to come over and just… tinker… with your pipes.

He’ll tell you to turn blue.

I think artists could learn a lot from plumbers.

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