Out of the blue, I received the following message from Jetpack: We are writing to inform you that your site, www.evil-inc.com, has met our criteria for an upgrade based on its classification as a commercial site and its recent usage levels. Please upgrade to a commercial plan before October 15, 2024 to continue using the service uninterrupted. I’m currently paying $77 for Jetpack. The upgrade fee is an additional $200. Needless to say, I chose to disable Jetpack Stats. (I find the feature to be disappointing at best.) The problem is that Jetpack makes it extremely difficult to do so. I spent an hour cracking their code and wrote it down so you won’t have to.

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